We'll live off coffee and flowers

1hat3u:

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

(via chapsticksapphic)

mjalti:

mjalti:

I hate giving ppl my phone number cuz then they’ll be calling and texting me like … this is my safe space … show some respect

a voicemail bitch a voicemail? are we married?

(via castrationqueen-deactivated2018)

queeresistible:

nevver:

Speed kills

this is my aesthetic. i’ve found it at last.
mountain road signs bearing sexual puns

(Source: aceguide.blogspot.com, via perks-of-being-chinese)